Theres 100 people on a plane. 99 are American and 1 is Canadian. All of a sudden there is an explosion and a hole rips through the bottom of the plane. Everyone falls through but they all manage to hold on to the ledge. An American guy yells out "It's too heavy! One of us has to let go!" All the Americans turn and look at the Canadian guy. The Canadian guy says "Fine I'll do it. But before I do..." And he starts giving this long speech. An hour later he finishes the speech and all the Americans clap!