A guy speeding over a bridge, late for work, gets stopped by a cop standing on the bridge operating radar. After being stopped the cop asks the man what his profession is and he replied a professional asshole strecher. The cop, being curious, asks exactly what does a professional asshole strecher do? The driver explains that he starts with a small asshole and continues to strech it until its six feet tall. The cop asks the driver what do you do with a six foot asshole, the driver responds apparently give him a radar and stand him on a bridge.