Saturday Night, a man decides to go watch the Leafs play the Habs at the ACC.... He has pretty bad tickets, and notices an empty seat way down really close to the Ice Surface.... Halfway through the game, the seat is still vacant, so he wanders down to it..... he asks the man sitting next to the empty seat if its taken.... the man replies "Yes, im saving it for my wife....she was supposed to come but she died a few days ago...." The man knods in acknowledgment, but before he goes he asks "How come you didnt just give the extra ticket to a friend or family member?" The man replies: "They're all at the funeral"