you might be a redneck if wear shorts and cowboy boots

you might be a redneck if you go shopping for your mamma, sister and girlfriend and come back with one gift

I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends

Looks like we got nailed by Juebitow. I wonder when he'll strike again?

i dont know jubietow such a sneaky mother fucker

You a dumazz, joey.