These 2 fishing buddies were talking one day by the lake shore and marriage came up. "so I hear you got married" says the first fisherman to his buddy. "hows that going, is the sex great?" "well not so good man, my wife has gonneriah (sp)" "well, what about anal sex?" "no good, she also has diarreah." "oh man, well what about oral sex?" "even worse, she also has piarreah!" "dude, what the hell did you marry that skanky bitch for?" asks the confused buddy. "well," says the newlywed, "she also has worms, and you know how much I like to fish!!"