(I take no credit for this joke..... found it on some site somewhere...Hilarious all the same.) There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said,Â* "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.