a nun goes to confession and says forgive me father for i have sinned. i am guilty of using bad language. the priest says tell me how it happened my child the nun says well i was playing golf and i hit an amazing tee shot. but the ball hit hit a seagull and only went 40 yards. i see said the priest is this whe when you swore. no said the nun because whe the ball alnded a squirrel picked it up and ran away with it. i see said the priest is this when yopu swore. no siad the nun because then an eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel and flew off with it. i see said the priest is this when you swore no said the nun because the eagle flew over the green and the squirrel dropped the ball only 2 inches away from the hole. at hearing this the priest put his head in his hands and said YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT DIDNT YOU.