What did Helen Keller's parent's do when she was bad?
---move the door knob to the middle of the door.
What did Helen Keller's parents's do when she was really bad?
----they would rearrange the furniture
What did Helen Keller's parent's do when she was extremely bad?
---they'd leave the plunger in the toilet
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
----Her dog was blind too
Why did her dog kill itself?
----Anybody named "asdl;kjsdf;kj" would kill themselves too.
I know everyone already said these jokes but it's a way of arranging them to make them funnier in my perspective.....
Liked the one that I heard.....
How do you confuse Helen Keller?
---Put her on a stucco wall.....she'll go for hours
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