yo mama is so poor and dirty, that when she farts, you and your siblings gather round her ass for warmth. Your ass is so dirty, when you fart the national guard proclaims a state of emergeny for a hazardous gas leak. your breath is so stinky, people look forward to your fart. your farts are so stinky, people plug their nostrils with blue vein cheese. when you fart, storm chasers get lost in the fog. when you fart, your asshole falls off. your farts are so bad you bring hallipino peppers to tears.