One day a grand-father and his grand son were out fishing, the grand father lights up a smoke so the grand son says" can i have one?" the grand-father replies "Can your dick touch your ass?", "no" says the child, "than no" says the grand father a little while later the grand-father opens a beer the child again asks if he could have one the grand father says again "can your dick touch your ass?" "no" says the child, "than no" says the grand father. later the child is haveing some cookies and the grand-father asks if he could have a cookie so the child says "can your dick touch your ass?" and the grand father replies "yes,i can." to which the child says "than go fuck yourself thier my cookies."