This guy waiting in line at a bank is standing there. From behind this other guy starts massaging his shoulder in a very theraputic way. The guy in front turns around and says, "what the hell are you doing"? The guy from behind says, "oh i'm sorry, I couldn't helped noticing that you seem to you looked a little tense, and I just happen to be a chiropractor." The guy replied, " big deal, I happen to be a lawyer, do you see me fuckin' the guy in front of me"?