2 men go golfing, they come up to the ninth hole and are stuck behind two slow women. One man says to the other i'm going to go ask them if we can play through. So the man gets half way to the women and turns around and comes back and tells his buddy i can't go up there cause one of them is my wife and the other is my mystress. So the other man drives up there and turns around and comes back, his buddy said what wrong, the man replied it's a small world isn't it !