Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alongside him, riding a brand-new Harley-Davidson motorcycle. "Wow," said Dave, "where'd you get that?" Harry said, "You'll never believe this. I was walking home last night when this woman rides up to me on this Harley. She stops, gets off the bike, removes her blouse, skirt, bra, shoes, and panties, and says, 'You can have anything you want.'" And Dave said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."