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Nickname: martin
Date: 4/03/09 21:06

george best

george best is lying in hospital when the nurse approaches him "george" she said "ive got some good news and some bad news" "give me the bad news first" replied george "ok" "you have one day to live" "omg" gasped george "what can be the fuckin good news then" "its happy hour downstairs" the nurse said

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Nickname: 100% LATINA Date: 4/05/09 3:47
Ha Ha really funny but i think it's suppose to be you have one hour to live ,not day as then that would fit in with the punchline ADD COMMENT
Nickname: bolocks jokes lmitdÂ Date: 4/05/09 3:59
Q. WHAT DO GEORGE BEST AND EASTR BUNNY HAVE IN COMMON? A. NEITHER OF THEM WILL BE HERE AT CHRISTMAS. LEEDSLEEDSLEEDS ADD COMMENT
Nickname: niccol the princess Date: 4/05/09 3:59
what yellow and sits on a 3pin plug socket George Best ADD COMMENT
Nickname: YEW Date: 4/05/09 3:59
What's yellow and runs on 12 volts?? George Best................. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: HOYTYT Date: 4/05/09 3:59
george best has finally passed but the question aked have been answered who cares he wasted a perfectly good body part that could have gone to someone who needed it so long george ure instantly forgotten. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: mrs britain Date: 4/05/09 3:59
I think George Best has died.Iwent past abutchers and it said " Best liver for sale" ADD COMMENT

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