How Come No Mexicans ever win at the Indy 500? 1. They're all riding horses at the Preakness 2. They can't reach the gas peddle cause their legs are too short! he he 3. Their cars are too low, and they spark out and explode! 4. Those little white wall retread tires shred and disintegrate! 5. They have excess weight in the trunk from smuggling operations! 6. They always bring their relatives with then in the car!