In a freak accident involving the Buckeyes mascot, a video camera and a tube of KY Jelly, Jim Tressell died, and went to heaven. When he arrived, St. Peter was waiting for him. He began to show him around the neighborhood, and eventually reached his dwelling. It was a nice log cabin with an OSU flag out front. They continued walking and eventually reached a huge 3 story mansion with tons of U of M decor in the yard and on the house. Tressell gets angry, and looks over at St. Peter. "Why does Lloyd Carr get a mansion, while I'm stuck in a log cabin? Sure it's nice, but he gets this? The guy can't even lead his team to a bowl game victory for Christ sake!" Tressell yells. St. Peter replies, "Jim, that's not Lloyd Carr's house, that's God's." GO BLUE!