Guy is out for his mornig round when he notices a lone lady in front of him. He catches up to her and since they were the only ones on the course that moring he asks if she wants to join him. So, they finish the round together, had a great time and she invited him over for dinner that night, so he meets up with her at her place and she fixes him a fantastic meal with steak and potatos and gravy, then after dinner she asks if he wants a blow job, he's like "sure!" and gets a blow job and feels great and they decide to meet again the next day for another round on the course. Well, they meet the next day, had a good round, great dinner at night, he got a blow job and felt great. This went on for a whole week, then toward the end of the week after dinner, he said to her,"... look, I love the blow jobs, but I am a man, and how about sex?" She hesitates and says " ... well... I've got to tell you ... I'm actually a guy." Then he exclaims "you god damn dirty son of a bitch no good fucking asshole, you've been playing off the womens tee this whole time!"