A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls to the ground. He does not seem to be breathing,with eyes rolled backed in his head.
The other guy panicked, whips out his cell and dials emergency services. He gasps to the operator " My friend is dead! What should i do? "The operator in a calm ,soothing voice says " Take it easy. I can help you. First let's make sure he's dead!"
Silence follows, then a shot is heard.The guy comes back on the line and says," ok,now what?"
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