What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:
1:A good beer never goes flat.
2:A good beer never commits when between your legs.
3:A good beer never complains when youve had better.
4:A good beer doesnt try to kill you when you tell it its too big.
5:The hole you put youre mouth on never gets bigger.
6:You never have to impress a good beer, it loves you no matter what.
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