wats the diffrence between E.T and a paki?
E.T looks better, smells better, didn't bring loads of ppl with him, learnt english, bought his own bike and fucked off!
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how do you disable a pakistani missle? cut the rubber band
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there is a car 2 pakis in the front 3 in the back. they drive off a cliff. do you laugh or cry?
cry coz u can fit 2 more in the boot!
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2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS
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first joke good second was absolutly shit
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Why do paki's carry shit in there pocket? For ID
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