This old man and woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th anniversary. The mans says "Honey, do you remeber what we were doing at this exact momemt 50 years ago"? To which she replied "Yes dear we were sitting here naked eating breakfast." He looks at her and says "So how 'bout it". And she said "ok"....so they strip naked and are eating their breakfast when all of a sudden the woman goes "Damn, after all these years you still make my nipples hot" Her husband replies "Thats cuz one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"