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Nickname: Rabjon
Date: 4/03/09 19:47

Fancy dress

A coloured man with no arms or legs went to a fancy dress party... he wone the competition, he put a long piece of string up his ass and went as a conker!

Nickname: From S. America Date: 4/04/09 11:02
dont get it what is a conker ADD COMMENT
Nickname: 427 Date: 4/04/09 11:42
Your joke suks and is offensive.............. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: clucker fucker Date: 4/04/09 13:49
WHAT THE HELL IS A CONKER ADD COMMENT
Nickname: p diddy Date: 4/04/09 15:01
whats a piece of string? ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Sprinkles Date: 4/04/09 15:20
I'm still a bit confused, I can't seem to find the humour in this even with knowledge of what a conker is. You really need to work on your skills as they are not very amusing. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: sam Date: 4/04/09 15:41
i thought it was very funny , but i do like slap stick humour! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: HIillary Clinton Date: 4/04/09 16:26
I looked up ignorant fatass in the dictionary and saw a picture of Sam. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: summer Date: 4/04/09 20:08
YOU ALL SUCK AT LIFE! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: leonardo toledo Date: 4/04/09 20:41
Jeez, do I have to educate everyone in the world. Conkers: children's game played with horse-chestnuts on strings, each player seeking to break that held by opponent. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: redsoxh8r Date: 4/05/09 0:14
Heres one.... Santa went to hospital , There were 3 deformed ppl in different rooms, santa went to the 1st room n there was this girl with no leg, so he gave her a leg , then santa went to the 2nd room n there was a boy with no arm, so he gave him an arm , Then santa went to the third room, there was a paki with no arms or legs, he jus had a hed , so the paki sed "can i have sum body parts plz" then santa sed no but heres some string tie it round ur hed n u can be a conker!!! (I remixed da 1st joke :P) ADD COMMENT
Nickname: coystoy21 Date: 4/05/09 0:14
u smelllllllllllllllll ADD COMMENT

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