Theres these 2 old guys sittin in a park. There both arguing about how old they are. One old guy turns to the other and says," I bet I can guess how old you are." The other old guy says ok guess. He says" Stand up." The old guy stands up. He says " Now pull down your pants." He says, " But theres children here" He says" Just pull down your pants and I'll guess how old you are." He pulls down his pants. Then he says" Now pull down your underwear" He pulls down his underwear. He says " Now stick 2 fingers in your butt." He says" Your 95." The other one says " How'd you know" The other says" Because you told me yesterday."