An Irishman goes into the job centre in a very angry mood. He says, ' I've been phoning 0800 1730 for two days now trying to get help but nobody is answering. '' ' Where did you get this number from? ' asked the assistant. ' It's on the front of your door, ' said Paddy. ' That's the times that we open and close you thick cunt, ' replied the assisstant