a man was incarcerate. he had to spend time with the officers that ran the holding facility . it just so happened that one of the officers that had to frisk the inmates was a homosexual male. the inmate said as he was being frisked, "You are a homo, aren't you officer" The officer replied,"Are you concerned about my homosexuality? Do you think that we are so different"No sir." was the reply." And i believe that if i look at a pile of rocks and think that there is a female snake inside of that pile of rocks i would like to fuck that female snake." "So how are we so different, convict?" "Because," I spake, "You wouldn't want to fuck that female snake; you would wonder if the rocks could fit up your ass."