An Irish girl go home to Dublin for St. Patricks Day. She runs up to the door and screams DADDY DADDY! Guess what i have been doing since i last saw you? I became a prostitute! He screams WHAT? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! then she says, ok but here are the keys to your new porsche, here is some jewerly for mom and here is $500,000 grand to put into your 401K. then he says, WHAT! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET ALL THIS MONEY?!?!?!?! she says oh i told you that i became a prostitute. the dad then says, OH a prostitute! i thought you said a PROTESTANT!