An Englishman goes to the doctor and says "doctor, I want to be an Irishman!" The doctor replies "thats a dangerous and tricky operation, we'll have to take out half your brain!" I dont care" says the Englishman, "I really want to be an Irishman" "Ok, we'll go ahead with it then" says doc. After the operation the Englishman wakes up in the recovery room and see the Doctor looking at him with a horrified look on his face........ "The operation was a success, but we accidently took out your whole brain"" the doc exclaims! The Englishman looks at the doc for a short while then replies........."NO WORRIES MATE!"