a guy with no arms walks into a toilet noticing a man just finishing his business asks excuse me is there any chance you could help me relieve myself as i have no arms,the man ponders the though for a second then looks around seeing noone else in sight says ok shit you have no arms lets make this quick as he undoes his fly he notices all this green puss mucus and warts all over his old fella just a really disgusting sight,initially he says nothing zips him up and begins to walk out but cant help it turns and says mate what is all that green shit all over your dick,quick as a flash he pulls his arms out from his shirt and says fucked if i know but im not touching it. (put your own arms in your shirt for best effect)