YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
1)YOU HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF SALAD BOWLS AND THEY ALL SAY COOL WHIP ON THE SIDE.
2)IF A TORNADO HITS YOUR HOUSE AND MAKES $10,000 WORTH OF IMPRUVMENTS.
3)IF THE BIGGEST CITY YOUVE EVER BEEN 2 IS WAL MART.
4) IF YOUR WORKING TV SITS ON TOP OF YOUR NON WORKING TV
5)IF YOUVE MISSED 5TH GRADE GRADUATION BECOUSE YOU HAD JURY DUTY.
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