paddy and shaun both buy a pig each. they go home and paddy says to shaun how are we going to tell the difference between the two pigs. so shaun says i'll cut my pigs ear off then my pig will have one less ear the next day paddy comes running up to shaun and says you'll never guess what your pigs bit my pigs ear off now they both have 1 ear. shaun says never mind i'll cut the other ear off now my pig has no ears the next day paddy runs up to shaun and again says your pigs bit my pigs ear off never mind says shaun i'll cut my pigs tail off so he has no ears and no tail. the next day paddy again runs up to shaun and says your pig has just bit my pigs tail off now what are we going to do. so shaun says i'll tell you what i'll have the black one you have the white one