How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder, one to read the directions out loud, one to remind everyone to "Be careful, eh," and one to keep the kids away from the light switch! How many Canadian tourists does it take? One to call room service and a busload to say "It never happens in Vancouver, eh!" Why did the Canadian cross the road? The sign said "walk" What do you call a roll of nickels? A Canadian bankroll! What do you call a $5 roll of quarters? Enough tips for a week! Why do Canadians take the bus all the way to Reno just to visit K-Mart? Because they can get $10 back on the ticket! What's the number one pick-up line in Canada? "How's your gas milage, eh?"