Forget the Bull, Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!
Is that a Dangler in yer Wranglers, or a Rise in yer Levis Cowboy?
FORD....We dont wait for a Heartbeat!
Definition of a Firefighter: A fire fighting, Smoke Eating, Life Saving, Metal Spreading, Ladder Climbing, Meal Missing, oh yeah doing it for free Volunteer!
My Drinking Team has a Rodeo Problem!
Women are like Trucks... Don't Touch 'em unless they're Yours!
Firefighters find 'em Hot & leave 'em Wet!
So... You Wanna Play Rough? Sorry Cowboy this Ride is LONGER than 8 Seconds!
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