rs..... that's how much Americans think of themselves. Q:Why do they use artificial turf in Iowa stadiums? Have you seen this, have you heard about this? A:To keep the cheerleaders from grazing! Q:Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? Have you seen this, have you heard about this? A:It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! Q: What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex? Have you seen this, have you heard about this? A: Relative humidity. Wow what a great audience, you peckers have been terrific, ( Im trashed right now, Cubester......out)