One day a farmer decided to sell-up. The first thing he bought was a Mercedes-Benz, he eventually sold everything except a young chick and a horse. Being the only two animals on the farm, they soon became fast friends. On day after a heavy rainfall, the horse fell into a large , deep mud hole, the chick immediately knew he had to save his friend. He ran to the house to get the farmer, but, he wasn't home. As luck would have it the farmers Mercedes was in the driveway, the chick got in , drove to the horse, tied a rope to the car & the horse an pulled his friend out. The horse was eternally grateful. A few days later there was another rainfall, causing more mud holes. This time the chick fell into one, the horse knew to resuce his friend, glancing to the house, there was no farmer and no Mercedes. Thinking quickly, he straddled the hole and told his friend to grab hold of his penis and he'd pull him out. The chick did so and was rescued. The moral or this story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to get chicks.