one day a little boy ran to his french class and the teacher was closin the door he said no madam testacles r stuck in the door
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you are both retards.
Whilst we tellin jokes i got one for ya.
Q.whats black and blue and stinks of cum
A. A rape victim
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American = stupid
Pour ceux qui ne comprennent pas le ricain , vive la France.
Votez Chirac en novembre.
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Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass
by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can't help that we
are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven't eaten
in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow.
And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us.
I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!!
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Yeah, i liked this joke the first time when I heard it in "Stand By Me"
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French = Snooty Bastard
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