DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE TO WEAK TO LAUGH whats black and blue and hates sex...a rape victim what cracks when you fuck it...a 10yr olds pelvis whats black and white and red and can't walk through a doorway? a nun with a spear through her head. news update:: princess diane had dandruff... Her head and shoulders were under the dash board. For the ladies: Never wipe from back to front unless you want poop in your cunt whats the difference between a priest and pimples? pimples wait till your in your teens before coming on your face.. How can Jesus walk on water if he has Holes in his Feet.....