Paddy is sat at the bar drinking pint after pint of Guinness and looking very glum.The barman asks him what is wrong and Paddy tells him that his house has been burgled. What made it even worse was when he took the lid off a pot of curry in the kitchen he had made earlier,one of the burglars had shit in the pot. The barman said that was disgusting. Paddy agreed and told the barman he had to throw half of the curry away.