there was this old man. he shot out this really smelly, silent but deadly, fart. this old woman says,"peew uuu!, was that you?". The old man says,"global warming?". Then he shot out another silent but deadly.The woman says, "what did u have to eat today?!"The man replies, "pizza, chili, 5 hot dogs, and 9 buritos." the woman says," ohmigod!" "wat!?" says the old man. the woman says,"so you are the man behind global warming," she goes on, "i heard about you on the 5 o'clock news!"