So i'm golfing this one day and there's a frog sitting by the hole and it says "Ribbit ribbit, nine iron, nine iron."
So I grab my nine iron, hit the ball and I get a hole in one!
Emedietly I grab the frog and say "You must be a lucky frog! I'll take you through the rest of the course today!"
By the end of the day I've golfed the best game of my life! I take the frog home and I ask "where to now lucky frog?"
The frog says "Ribbit ribbit, Vegas Vegas!"
So we hop a plane to Vegas and by the end of the day I'm a millionaire!
By that time we had retreated back up to my hotel room and I've sat the frog down and I say "Well frog, you've done so much for me, what can I do for you?"
The frog say's "Ribbit ribbit, kiss me kiss me!"
My first thought was hell no!
After a brief conversation with myself I say  "Well ok, you've done so much for me, this is the one thing I can do for you."
So I bent down, picked up the frog, gave it a little kiss on the snout, and BOOM!
Beautiful 15 year old girl, and that your honer is how she ended up in my hotel room!