A Jamaican Hotel Staff and an American Tourist were peeing, the American peeps over and saw a tatoo on the Jamaican's willy saying "WENDY". The American says to the Jamican..."Oh! I've got the same tatoo on my arm, my girlfriend's name is Wendy too". The Jamican stretched his willy a little and reply (smiling), "Nah Man, my tatoo is noy Wendy, it's "WElcome to Jamaica, have a Nice DaY"