Once upon a time some kindergarteners went on a field trip to the fire department. All the kindergarteners had left when the firefighter called on the kindergartners back. "Wanna play a game?" he asked. "Sure" said the kindergartener. "Bend over and pull down your pants." So the kindergartener did. Finally the kindergartener felt something in his booty. "Hey what's that in my booty?" said the kindergartener. "It's not my fingerrrr." said the man....

(what did the man have in the kindergarteners butt?"