For an unknown reason, a man has had a hard-on for 7 days. He finally puts on an overcoat and goes to a drugstore. He asks for the pharmacist. The lady behind the counter explains she is the pharmacist and ask how she can help. The man says that he would rather speak to a male pharmacist. The lady gets a little upset and explains that she and her sister own the drugstore, has the same schooling as a male and she is SURE she can help him He opens his coat, shows her his hard-on and says "It's been this way for 7 days! What can you give me for it? " She asks him to wait right there and goes in the back of the store for a few minutes. When she returns she says, "My sister and I discussed it and the best we can come up with is 200 dollars and 1/2 interest in a drugstore.