A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks: "Is God male or female?" After thinking a moment, Mom responds: "Well, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy so he asks: "Is God black or white?" "Well," Mom says, "God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks: "Is God gay or straight?" "Honey," Mom says, "God is both gay and straight." So the kid thinks about if for a while, then asks: "Mom... Is God Michael Jackson?"