Two gay guys wanted to have a baby together so they came up with a plan.(get it .."came~up" with a plan) no seriously. They inlisted the help of a female friend to carry it and they both wanked in a cup to father the child. After it was born they were cuddling and gazing at it through the nursery glass and noticed that their baby boy was the only one not crying. They thought to themselves that it must be the most well behaved child ever! A nurse walked by and heard them discussing this when she stopped and said,"Just wait till you pull that pacifier out it's ass!!!"