A man was walking along the beach one night when he had a hot looking woman walk up and ask if he wanted to have a good time?
The man said, "Sure but how much will it cost me?" she tells him it would be $20 and he agrees and proceeds to take her under the boardwalk, screws the hell out of her, hands her the cash and leaves.
The next night he was again walking down the beach when the same chic asks if he would like to have round two?
The man said, "Sure but how much will it cost me?" she tells him it would be the same $20, so they head back under the boardwalk and he really gave it to her good.
Just before he was finished, she lets out with a bull horn fart that rattled the boardwalk!
He jumps up and hands her $25 and starts to leave, she then asks what the extra $5 was about and he turns to say, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls!!!";)
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