I wish I had never discovered this.

What squeeks and leaks? A mouse picked up by its tail and pissing its pants!

Irritating cunt aren't you.

Yeah... A cunt that made a grunt... at you.

Not all Americans are cunts.... some of them are dead.

Really? Is that because they were well read or because their bodies became too red?

I think you probably suffer from Aspbergers or Tourettes syndrome. ( sorry for using such big words for you)

I used to suffer from Aspberger's syndrome, but I got over it a long time ago. If you're looking for a way to identify the problem you think I have, don't bother. You say the words against me and I turn them against you. That's partially to defend myself and to make a joke.

You may be defending yourself but you are failing miserably when it comes to making jokes.

Okay... how would you suggest I improve?