A small boy is running around an airport with his arms spread "I'm an airplane, I'm an airplane." he runs into something and looks up. Standing in front of him is a Marine in his dress blues. He is squared away uniform pressed, clean shaven every thing his DI taught him to be. The kid looks up in amazement "Are you a real marine?" "Yep want to wear my hat?" "WOW THANKS!" the kid starts running around as before "I'm a marine fighter pilot, I'm a Marine fighter pilot." He runs into something else and looks up. Standing in front of him is a Sailor in his Dress blues there's dry puke on his chest, He's missing half his ribbons. "Are you a real Sailor" "Yep wanna Suck my D**K" "No thx I was just borrowing the hat but the marine is over there. He prolly will."
lol lets see how well the marines take this one
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