Boss’s are always Right!!! But Dissimilarities Between Employee and his Boss.... When we’re out of the office, we're wandering around. When our boss is out of the office, he's on business. When we're on a day off sick, we're always sick. When our boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. Find more about boss/employee on Short Jokes and Funny Jokes: Short jokes, Boss v/s employee.