3 guys were running from the cops. they came to a farmer and ask if they could spend the night. the farmer said yes, but under one condition. he didn't have any room in his house so he told them that they could spend the night in the barn. he introduced them to his daughter and said "my daughter also sleeps in the barn, but if any of you have sex with her you will be in trouble." the 3 guys said yes and spent the night in the barn. during the night the 1st guy went to the farmer's daughter and had sex with her. after an hour the 2nd guy went to the daughter and had sex with her. after another hour the 3rd guy went to the daughter to have sex. the next morning the farmer holding a shot-gun came to them and yelled at them to step out side. they stepped out side and the farmer asked them, "how had sex with my daughter>?" none of them answered. (what they didn't know was that the night before the farmer asked the daughter to put a razor blade between her cunt.) so he went up to the 1st guy and said pull down your pants, the guy pulled down his pants and there was a cut on his penis, so the farmer shot him. then he went up to the 2nd guy and said pull down your pants, the guy pulled down his pants and there was a cut on his penis, so the farmer shot him. then he went up to the 3rd guy and said pull down your pants, the guy pulled down his pants and there was no cut. supprise the farmer ask the 3rd guy how he did it. the 3rd guy said, "i dit ic lice tish." (his tung was cut):p
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