Hahaha good one!!!

Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can't help that we are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven't eaten in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow. And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us. I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!!

u r most madherchood person i ever read a joke motherfucker asshole

bopper09 stupid punk i am going to kill you

i like that joke!!!!!!!!!!! that was funny

im mexican and even i think that funny!!!!!